I am scum

I forgot to post yesterday. my nablopomo is destroyed!
but what I would have written is that I found ten dollars on the street. I really did. It was the best thing I have found since the quarter i found by a trash can the day before.
We spent it on two sandwiches from Jimmy Johns.

I also would have told you that sometimes I forget we live in the twenty-first century. I was at a grocery store and I couldn't see any bananas for the thanksgiving banana cream pie. I was looking and looking, and I realized, "wait... bananas don't grow in the fall. man..." I decided to give it one last shot and ask the produce guy (stacking pears) if there was any chance that there are bananas around. I considered asking him if any other stores had bananas at this time of the year, but I didn't because I didn't feel like asking him abouit the other stores (that has always been weird for me. I am sure they don't even care, but it is hard for me.) So I said
"I don't suppose you have any banana now, huh?"
He gave me a weird look at pointed to the huge pile of bananas that I had missed somehow. And thats when I remembered we live in America and capitalism means we have bananas all year round. For a few seconds i was genuinely astounded. How embarrasing.

Speaking of pears, did you know the california state flag is the result of a typo? It was supposed to be a pear.

Well, I hope this can sort of make up for that part of all of you that died because of my neglect. I'll do today's report later tonight.

-Chris