Sunday, August 22, 2010

Promises

The lesson was not a resounding success. I thought they would be more into Assyrians than they were. I kind of calculated a lot more discussion time about their battle preparations than we actually used. But we ended the lesson early and I learned about their new school year.
My point is, I will not be discussing Margaret Barker and her essay on Josiah's temple reforms. I highly suggest you listen to it if mind-blowing awesomeness interests you though. You can find it here, though only in mp3 format. It was a devotional or forum at BYU.

Here are some other promises I have not made good on:
- Jeremy, if you read this, I never did participate in your dissertation study. I meant to and I think I told you I would, but I didn't.
- Sascha Struffi, I know you are not going to read this because you are a German guy that I met at the Olympics 6 years ago. You told me to read Conversations with God and write you an email telling you what I think of it. I have not done that. I even have the book. Anna bought it for me to make me feel bad and I tried to read it once but it was too hokey and I think I even left the bookmark in it. Anyways, Mr. Struffi, I packed up that book and it is going into my storage unit for at least 6 months and I doubt I will get to it in the next year. So... hopefully I do that sometime.
- Remember how I promised everyone that followed my blog an ice cream sandwich about 2 years ago? I am pretty sure that I wont make good on that promise. Perhaps someday in the future, but I wouldn't count on it.
- Some of my coworkers from the jail made me promise to visit them and show them the baby (that would be Josie) after she was born. I never planned on doing that. That was always meant to be a lie.
- Anytime I leave a job and my coworkers somehow finagle a 'Man, I am going to miss working here' out of me, that is a lie too. I have never felt bad about leaving a job.
- Growing up Lisa and Bryan and I would make oaths with each other. We felt it was ok to break your word or a promise, but we all understood that you could never break an oath. I am pretty sure it is because Mom explained to us that an oath was a promise that you couldn't ever break no matter what. When we asked what happened if you broke an oath, she told us that you can't break one so it isn't a question of if. That was impressive. Also it is impressive that kids would pick up oathing from the Book of Mormon. Ha ha. And then Mom made us stop because she thought it was blasphemous for us to oath about stealing candy or doing chores.
- Totally off topic, but remember when we would watch Lion King or The Brave Little Toaster and fight about who got to be each character? Remember how we would get into real fights and sometimes there would be tears? Man, why was that so compelling? Is this a common thing for kids to do?

6 comments:

Chris said...

I think I gave that book to you as part of a birthday present; I thought it would make you happy to more easily be able to keep your promise--man, was that ever an poorly chosen gift.

Also, growing up I was always Rafael when we watched Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles. Once my little brother Joe tried to be Rafael. I won't go into what happened, sufficeth to say that he never tried to be my turtle again.

Chris said...

Oh, that was me, Anna.

Kathy Haynie said...

Maybe your mom was worried about wicked combinations?

Man, I am so bummed about not getting an ice cream sandwich......

Lisa Lou said...

I've gotten really good at trying to stealthy laugh under my breath at work and snorting while doing it.

Brave Little Toaster. what a movie.

Verbatim conversation with Chris: "Do you promise?" "uh, yes." "Do you OATH??" "Ah dang it. Noooo."

Bryan Lewis said...

Man, I totally remember you making me oath that I wouldn't steal your Halloween candy. I remember it being a HUGE internal struggle as to whether I should or should not steal them. I think I was worried what would happen to my soul if I actually broke an oath.

Also, I remember always wanting to be Tommy when we watched Rugrats. I think that show caused the most tears.

Rebecca said...

I was always Rafael, too. And I had an TMNT cereal bowl with a red mask to prove it. Anna, perhaps we shouldn't ever play TMNT together.