A real post from Chris

Hello. This is Chris. Not an impostor. I had such a great Thanksgiving with Anna. I love Anna sooooooo much. She is such a cootie patootie. Smoochy smoochy. Sure food was good, and chilling with the family was okay, but I could barely concentrate because of the hottie with the sweet body I married. Zowie! If only I was as smart and cute and funny (especially funny) as her. Also, she was an awesome liar when we played Mafia. Who would think that someone with such a sensitive and profound spirit would be such a mastermind at games as well? What a lucky fellow I am. I hereby promise to do the dishes forever. Also, I will clean up the bathroom every other day.